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Today we learned that there is such a thing as an Abrakebabra Gold Card.

We also learned that Colin Farrell was careless enough to lose an Abrakebabra Gold Card, which entitles him to free grub for life.

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He told the Dubliner’s Diary gals from The Herald that he can’t find the card anywhere, and that he now has to pay for his kebabs and taco chips.

Any offers out there to comfort Farreller in his time of kebab need?

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Niall Horan has ruined Laura Whitmore’s life!

Well, her love life at least. And it wasn’t his fault.

A few weeks ago Whitmore told An Irishman Abroad host Jarlath Regan that Horan was her “brother from another mother” and that rumours of any relationship between her and the One Direction star are rubbish. They’re just friends.

Now Whitmore says being linked to the Mullingar man has ruined her love life and that she’s sick of talking about it. OKAY? Also, she’s probably going out with Paolo Nutini. (The Irish Independent)

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As an aside, Paolo Nutini is releasing a new album called Caustic Love. Early candidate for the worst album name of 2014. Or all time.

Prince George acts like a baby; the media goes mad. 

Little George is currently with his parents in New Zealand, dribbling, crawling, laughing, crying… pretty much doing what babies do. (Daily Mail)

To be fair, he is FIERCE cute:

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Some people have completely lost the run of themselves though:

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And the rest of the day’s celebrity dirt…

• Ed Sheeran says he ‘could have been nastier’ in his new song about his ex (Daily Mail) 
• Amanda Seyfried says she wants a Mean Girls reunion. MAKE IT HAPPEN! MAKE FETCH HAPPEN! (Just Jared)
• Captain America literally stinks (Perez Hilton)
• Why is Kim Kardashian in trouble over a Google image? (3am)
• Meanwhile her daughter North has expensive tastes early on, stealing Auntie Khloe‘s Chanel earring. Throw it down the toilet North. Go on. (Us Weekly)

Niall Horan slams “lazy and sh*t rumours” and “weirdos on Twitter” – Tuesday’s Dredge>