PEOPLE CAN BE odd AF sometimes.
If you haven’t learned that through some casual people-watching, then you can be sure a cursory scroll through Twitter will confirm it for you.
Back in the day, we lived for sleepovers when a game of Truth or Dare dominated much of the shindig, and we generally opted for a ‘Truth’, safe in the knowledge that revealing our deepest darkest secret couldn’t be worse than mooning our neighbours out the living room window.
Nowadays, we’d rather make the mooning a daily occurence than be forced to spill the details of our inner psyche.
Some people aren’t as coy, however, and Twitter is here to prove it.
It might make for difficult reading, but it will make you feel a lot better about yourself.
1. We think so, yes.
Am I the only one who likes to vacuum in the nude? #confessions
— Rebecca Ann Shoultz (@Velvet_Bomber) July 30, 2018
2. As in, you wear them or use them as a flannel?
#MyBiggestConfession ... I shower with my boxers...
— syrvyval (@gyn503) June 27, 2013
3. You’re on your own, Dan.
I don't understand how people's biggest fear is when there's no toilet paper left when pooping it's fun to sprint with no pants on to get a new roll #confession
— Dan Parrotta (@Dan_Parrotta) December 5, 2017
4. Well, thanks for that.
I love pooping, then wiping my butt, then smelling my poop😆 #confession
— Jamie (@JamieKakalaka) November 26, 2014
5. Oh, gorgeous.
#Confession I urinate in empty juice bottles when I'm playing the game and can't go to the bathroom 🤷🏽♂️
— I Go By Grooms (@Global_Grooms) September 8, 2017
6. Really?
#LifeConfession I eat tomatoes like they're apples
— lila kelley (@lila_kelley) August 25, 2015
7. Well, whatever works for you, we suppose.
I feel more in control of my life after I clip my toe nails #LifeConfession
— Dillan Reed (@DillanReed) August 7, 2015
8. Owning your weirdness is key.
If you post cute pictures of your dog, odds are I will save them to my phone like I know these dogs personally. I'm an unapologetic dog stalker. #twitterconfession
— vituperative shrew (@anhonestpuck) June 29, 2018
9. When you really know how to treat yourself.
#confession I use the blowdryer to warm up the toilet seat when it's cold outside. #polarvortex
— Cam (@camolution) December 15, 2016
10. There’s only so much we can do with this information.
#funnyconfession I shit myself when I was throwing up like 6 months ago
— bb (@bbtsubakis) April 29, 2013
11. Well, there you have it.
#embarrassingconfession I can't use the bathroom with a jacket or anything long sleeves on
— Jessica (@jesssicahhhh) November 14, 2016
12. Of course you do.
#embarrassingconfession I arrange my hand so my engagement ring is "displayed" when I go to sleep. 😂 #ilovemyring
— Denise Rabiola (@DeniseRabiola) April 15, 2015
13. No, absolutely not.
Do you ever like your own instagrams just so it'll make the number a multiple of 5 or 10...? #embarrassingconfession #ocd
— L❂REN (@lorentock) April 13, 2015
14. Wish we could afford to purposely ‘forget’ about money.
#EmbarrassingConfession I hide money in my room so that when I clean it I find the money and get a high for life while enjoying a jamba
— KATE KRAMER (@kateepluss88) July 29, 2014
15. OK, Terrance.
#WeirdConfession
— Terrance Ingraham (@DieselWashXXX) July 19, 2018
I like to sleep under my ceiling fan during the summer.
Besides being cooling at night, when I fall asleep on my stomach and let out a Huge fart. The fan blows it back in my face and I sort of laugh at smelling my own fart being fanned on me..
Protein ones 😂
16. A modern-day Zack Morris.
Sometimes I will turn to the side and talk as though to an audience or camera, just in case we are in a simulation, or a story or something so that I can break the 4th wall. #weirdconfession
— Ryan Cottam (@Zip_kelvin) March 20, 2018
17. As long as it’s not the egg plant, you’re good.
I'm constantly paranoid that certain emojis have an agreed-upon connotation/are only supposed to be used in certain contexts and that I'm going to use the wrong one and look like an idiot. #WeirdConfession
— Sarah Bastien (@SarahBastien1) November 18, 2017
18. How old though, Colby?
Sometimes I edit years old instagram captions if I notice I made a grammar mistake or could've worded something better. #WeirdConfession
— Colby Knight (@colbytherobot) August 11, 2017
19. You’re the only person.
I'm that person that eats the lollipop stick after I'm done w the lollipop 🙁 #weirdconfession
— giulia almeida (@giualm_) February 18, 2017
20. Dear God, we hope so.
#WeirdConfession : Am I the only one who tucks chocolate bars into my (covered) armpit for a while to warm them up? #chocolate
— Laura T (@TheSpicedLife) March 10, 2016
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