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If you haven’t learned that through some casual people-watching, then you can be sure a cursory scroll through Twitter will confirm it for you.
Back in the day, we lived for sleepovers when a game of Truth or Dare dominated much of the shindig, and we generally opted for a ‘Truth’, safe in the knowledge that revealing our deepest darkest secret couldn’t be worse than mooning our neighbours out the living room window.
Nowadays, we’d rather make the mooning a daily occurence than be forced to spill the details of our inner psyche.
Some people aren’t as coy, however, and Twitter is here to prove it.
It might make for difficult reading, but it will make you feel a lot better about yourself.
1. We think so, yes.
Am I the only one who likes to vacuum in the nude? #confessions
— Rebecca Ann Shoultz (@Velvet_Bomber) July 30, 2018
I don't understand how people's biggest fear is when there's no toilet paper left when pooping it's fun to sprint with no pants on to get a new roll #confession
If you post cute pictures of your dog, odds are I will save them to my phone like I know these dogs personally. I'm an unapologetic dog stalker. #twitterconfession
#WeirdConfession I like to sleep under my ceiling fan during the summer. Besides being cooling at night, when I fall asleep on my stomach and let out a Huge fart. The fan blows it back in my face and I sort of laugh at smelling my own fart being fanned on me.. Protein ones 😂
Sometimes I will turn to the side and talk as though to an audience or camera, just in case we are in a simulation, or a story or something so that I can break the 4th wall. #weirdconfession
17. As long as it’s not the egg plant, you’re good.
I'm constantly paranoid that certain emojis have an agreed-upon connotation/are only supposed to be used in certain contexts and that I'm going to use the wrong one and look like an idiot. #WeirdConfession
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Twitter is a pure fess-up fest, and you're about to feel a lot better about yourself
PEOPLE CAN BE odd AF sometimes.
If you haven’t learned that through some casual people-watching, then you can be sure a cursory scroll through Twitter will confirm it for you.
Back in the day, we lived for sleepovers when a game of Truth or Dare dominated much of the shindig, and we generally opted for a ‘Truth’, safe in the knowledge that revealing our deepest darkest secret couldn’t be worse than mooning our neighbours out the living room window.
Nowadays, we’d rather make the mooning a daily occurence than be forced to spill the details of our inner psyche.
Some people aren’t as coy, however, and Twitter is here to prove it.
It might make for difficult reading, but it will make you feel a lot better about yourself.
1. We think so, yes.
2. As in, you wear them or use them as a flannel?
3. You’re on your own, Dan.
4. Well, thanks for that.
5. Oh, gorgeous.
6. Really?
7. Well, whatever works for you, we suppose.
8. Owning your weirdness is key.
9. When you really know how to treat yourself.
10. There’s only so much we can do with this information.
11. Well, there you have it.
12. Of course you do.
13. No, absolutely not.
14. Wish we could afford to purposely ‘forget’ about money.
15. OK, Terrance.
16. A modern-day Zack Morris.
17. As long as it’s not the egg plant, you’re good.
18. How old though, Colby?
19. You’re the only person.
20. Dear God, we hope so.
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