IF YOU ARE a young woman looking for work and maybe love after college then perhaps this ad is the answer to your prayers.

Or perhaps it is the creepiest thing ever.

An ad posted by a “generous man” who is seeking a “sexy, young roommate” in Hollywood is looking for a “college student type that wants to advance herself and life”.

You’ll get to spend some quality time with this guy:

via Happy Place

For this “live in position” (of course it is. Of course) our Mr Generous knows that post college life is tricky and wants to help:

Instead of being a typical student graduating from college broke with $200,000 in student loans only to discover they will likely make $10-$15 an hour when they graduate and likely continue a life of poverty and with likely bad credit, I will teach you financial independence

Mr Generous is going to teach you lots of e-Commerce tricks apparently where you can work “a few hours a week from our home” (the our is quite creepy isn’t it?) and then rest assured that:

That leaves a lot of time for the beach, fine dining, exercise, fitness, exotic trips to Las Vegas, Hawaii and Paris and elsewhere while having a happy, fun, passionate and secure lifestyle

Passionate and secure are two of our favourite things.

Also did you know? Mr Generous is a “professional Body Builder who competes and spends a lot of time in Las Vegas at shows. I travel their often to have dinner with close friend, “The Rock” who will you meet as well as other celebrities”

As Mr Generous puts it:

You can continue on just surviving on delusional hopes with untested boys or you can .. Move Forward with your life by a proven and tested Man

If you were still sitting on the creepy, unconvincing fence perhaps his closing line will convince you:

Life is about choices. Ask yourself if you want more of the same or are you are willing to try with a new opportunity!

H/T to HappyPlace

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