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EVERY EASTER, THE frenzy over Creme Eggs begins anew. There’s almost a competition to find the maddest way to eat them: In toasties, on donuts, blended up into milkshakes.
But what if you’re anti-Creme Egg? What if you just don’t get the hype? We may not be very vocal, but we’re out there. There are dozens of us. Dozens!
We just don’t know how people manage to eat a whole one
How do you get through it without needing to take a few hours’ break? Or is feeling sick part of the fun?
The idea of a chocolate egg with a sweet filling is good at its core, but the goo is bad
It’s time to accept it: The goo is not good. I feel qualified to speak on this as I have a very sweet tooth. I will eat an entire bag of marshmallows in one sitting, but I can’t get through a Creme Egg.
The caramel egg, on the other hand, is how it should be done. But somehow they don’t get the recognition their gooey brethren do.
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You might as well just tip a bag of sugar in your mouth and leave it at that
Tuesday 5 November, 2024
Tuesday 5 November, 2024
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EVERY EASTER, THE frenzy over Creme Eggs begins anew. There’s almost a competition to find the maddest way to eat them: In toasties, on donuts, blended up into milkshakes.
But what if you’re anti-Creme Egg? What if you just don’t get the hype? We may not be very vocal, but we’re out there. There are dozens of us. Dozens!
We just don’t know how people manage to eat a whole one
How do you get through it without needing to take a few hours’ break? Or is feeling sick part of the fun?
The idea of a chocolate egg with a sweet filling is good at its core, but the goo is bad
It’s time to accept it: The goo is not good. I feel qualified to speak on this as I have a very sweet tooth. I will eat an entire bag of marshmallows in one sitting, but I can’t get through a Creme Egg.
The caramel egg, on the other hand, is how it should be done. But somehow they don’t get the recognition their gooey brethren do.
You might as well just tip a bag of sugar in your mouth and leave it at that
It’s the same experience! Maybe you like that experience. But still.
Then they went and put them in the Heroes tin, so you can’t even escape them at Christmas
Know your bloody place, Creme Eggs.
So you can have your rotten-looking Creme Eggs creations
Creme Egg ice cream-filled chocolate chip hot cross buns with a melted Creme Egg on top. Help.
We’ll be over here not making ourselves sick
A wee bag of Mini Eggs (the superior egg) now will do us just fine. No white goo. Ever.
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Chocolate creme eggs easter goo away