THE WEATHER IS warm. The windows are open. The covers are tossed off your roasting feet.
It’s also prime Is That A F**king Daddy Long Legs In My Room season.
Take this simple quiz to be sure.
1. Can you hear something crashing around in the corner? Crash, crash, crash.
Yes
No
2. Did something just brush past your face. Something with the texture of tiny crispy hairs?
Yes
No
3. Did you leave the window open, you fool?
Yes
No
4. Do you have a disturbing premonition of being haunted by basically a flying spider which will follow you around the house?
Yes
No
5. Can you see a daddy long legs in your room?
Yes
No
You scored out of !
Yes, there's a daddy long legs in your room
Don't make a swing at it, it will only go for your head. Try and shoo it out. Or else just learn to live with it hovering 9 inches away from your face all night.
You scored out of !
You are daddy long legs free (probably, it might be hiding though)
You live to fight (sleep) another day. Godspeed.
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