DAVID CAMERON, HIS wife Samantha and their children are currently on their holidays in Lanzarote.

As is customary, some official photos of the British PM relaxing in shorts have been released, and we have been overcome with excitement and joie de vivre.

Here are eight of the most riveting images.

We’re afraid to bring you any more risqué ones in case some of you go into cardiac arrest.

Just relaxing, nothing to see here. Gonzalo Arroyo Moreno Gonzalo Arroyo Moreno

Alternate view of the relaxing. David showing off some leg. Gonzalo Arroyo Moreno Gonzalo Arroyo Moreno

"Do you know darling, I really wish I'd worn some socks. The chafing is frightful" Gonzalo Arroyo Moreno Gonzalo Arroyo Moreno

"Oh, you've just caught us off guard. We weren't expecting you one bit" Gonzalo Arroyo Moreno Gonzalo Arroyo Moreno

That woman just wants to enjoy her pudding in peace. Gonzalo Arroyo Moreno Gonzalo Arroyo Moreno

Blending in nicely. Gonzalo Arroyo Moreno Gonzalo Arroyo Moreno

"Do you think they'd put on the match?" Gonzalo Arroyo Moreno Gonzalo Arroyo Moreno

Local police arrive to try to bring the festivities under control. Gonzalo Arroyo Moreno Gonzalo Arroyo Moreno

Tomorrow: Nick Clegg eating an orange.

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