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13 words that have a completely different meaning to shift workers

A shift doesn’t mean a kiss to you.

WORKING SHIFTS IS  a pain in the hole.

You barely speak the same language as everyone else.

1. Morning

Morning is whatever time you get up at. Morning could be 6pm if your shift starts at seven. Morning could be pitch black, and breakfast could be a curry. The joys.

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2. Mates

Your mates aren’t your close friends, no no. They’re the people who happen to have time off when you have time off.

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3. Lunch

No no, it’s not 1pm. Lunch is when you finally get a chance to eat something. Maybe around five.

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4. Night

It doesn’t have to be dark, it’s just when you go to sleep.

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You’ve often fallen asleep to the sound of people drilling in the street, or little kids playing on the green.

5. Office hours

LOL. Hey, at least you never have to queue in the bank.

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6. Weekend

Not a Saturday and Sunday of freedom, but a time to annoy your friends by telling them you can’t make their birthday parties.

The only party is in the office.

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7.  Rush hour

Something you either sleep through, or observe from a window with six hours to go.

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8. After work drinks

Ehhh, the pubs are closed mate. Or else it’s far too early to consider booze.

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9. Cover

The bane of your life, not just something that goes over something else. Finding it, providing it, crying about it at night. Cover is the worst.

10. Roster

The chains to which your whole life and routine is tied.

11. Bank Holiday

Well, you hope the banks have a nice holiday because you certainly won’t be getting one.

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12. Healthy diet

To you, this is whatever you eat that hasn’t come from the vending machine.

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13. Winter

Constant state of darkness.

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