1. Having to publicly admit that you don’t like pancakes
2. And then being interrogated about it, as if you’re some kind of deviant
3. Feeling so alone in the world
4. People asking you ‘But what about with [INSERT FILLING HERE]?
5. The sheer injustice of them having their own day, when all the other foods don’t
6. And having to face the uncomfortable truth of thoughts like this.
7. Happy Pancake Day everybody. Here’s a pancake shaped like a heart:
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