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Everyone wants to be this Cork gal's mate after tonight's episode of First Dates

“You’re not going to stay on the pole in your JEANS.”

May 26th 2016, 11:07 PM 13,218 Views 1 Comment

TONIGHT SADLY BROUGHT us the final episode of the wonderful First Dates Ireland, and we said goodbye to Mateo and the crew for now.

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While this episode suffered from an unusual lack of big personalities, we did get a saving grace in the final half hour: Doris.

Doris is a self-described ‘giddy goat’ from Cork, and she completely charmed her date Aidan – who knew her from her days working in a shop in Cork, and was already completely *heart eyes emoji* over her.

doris Source: RTÉ Player

aidan Source: RTÉ Player

Soon enough everyone at home was too.

She did the crab upon her arrival, just because she could

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She can walk like that, she just didn’t do it cos it “looks like the Exorcist”. Right so.

And described her dating life as ‘shifting and drifting’

shifting Source: RTÉ Player

Girl, c’mere til we tell you.

She taught Ireland that ‘consent is key’

"If you want to jump them and they want to jump you, hashtag consent is key, happy days!" Fucking YES Doris!! #FirstDatesIRL
— Ciara Ní Dhomhnalláin (@starsandwhatnot) May 26, 2016

Source: Ciara/Twitter

It’s simple as that really.

Then casually mentioned that she does pole dancing

Aidan’s FACE:

pole dancing Source: RTÉ Player

The woman has LAYERS.

And gave us this immortal line

dorispole Source: RTÉ Player

*biggest Cork accent of all time* “You’re not going to stay on the pole in your JEANS!”

Basically, everyone wants to be Doris’ friend now

Doris is that girl at the sesh who knows no one and it's not certain how she got there but she's so happy to be there #FirstDatesIRL
— Gary Grimes (@gary_is_hip) May 26, 2016

Source: free gazza/Twitter

Doris is the unsung hero of his episode #FirstDatesIRL
— Eimear McGovern (@3imear) May 26, 2016

Source: Eimear McGovern/Twitter

YOU'RE NOT GONNA STAT ON THE POLE IN YOUR JEANS DORIS IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL #FirstDatesIrl
— Jeaic Ó Cearrbhaláin (@Jackobeanz) May 26, 2016

Source: Jack Carolan/Twitter

Doris has been on screen for 30 seconds but I'm already 100% sure she is the walking, talking, personification of Cork. #FirstDatesIRL
— Darren Cleary (@RadioCleary) May 26, 2016

Source: Darren Cleary/Twitter

I'm in love with Doris, immediate gas bitch #FirstDatesIRL
— Conor Gillespie (@_ConorGillespie) May 26, 2016

Source: Conor Gillespie/Twitter

Take you out for a Woo Woo sometime, Doris? It’s on us. *wink*

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Everyone wants to be this Cork gal's mate after tonight's episode of First Dates

“You’re not going to stay on the pole in your JEANS.”