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This drunk house map details where you're likely to hurt yourself when you come in

Watch out for the floor!

drunk Source: drugabuse.com/cpsc.giv via metro

EVER WOKEN UP after a night out with a few mysterious bruises? Or worse, ever hurt yourself so badly after a few drinks that you’ve ended up in hospital?

This map of the house might come in handy so. It points out the places in your home that you are most likely to injure yourself while under the influence.

Unsurprisingly, the stairs are the number one culprits:

stairs

The floors statistics are worryingly high:

floors

As are the bike numbers:

bikes

The research has been collected by the Consumer Product Safety Commission in the US, working with DrugAbuse.com.

They’ve also determined the body parts women and men tend to injure the most. Worryingly high results for ‘public region’.

women

men Source: DrugAbuse.com

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