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EVER WOKEN UP after a night out with a few mysterious bruises? Or worse, ever hurt yourself so badly after a few drinks that you’ve ended up in hospital?
This map of the house might come in handy so. It points out the places in your home that you are most likely to injure yourself while under the influence.
Unsurprisingly, the stairs are the number one culprits:
The floors statistics are worryingly high:
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As are the bike numbers:
The research has been collected by the Consumer Product Safety Commission in the US, working with DrugAbuse.com.
They’ve also determined the body parts women and men tend to injure the most. Worryingly high results for ‘public region’.
Friday 15 November, 2024
Friday 15 November, 2024
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This drunk house map details where you're likely to hurt yourself when you come in
EVER WOKEN UP after a night out with a few mysterious bruises? Or worse, ever hurt yourself so badly after a few drinks that you’ve ended up in hospital?
This map of the house might come in handy so. It points out the places in your home that you are most likely to injure yourself while under the influence.
Unsurprisingly, the stairs are the number one culprits:
The floors statistics are worryingly high:
As are the bike numbers:
The research has been collected by the Consumer Product Safety Commission in the US, working with DrugAbuse.com.
They’ve also determined the body parts women and men tend to injure the most. Worryingly high results for ‘public region’.
Please drink sensibly. PLEASE.
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