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If Dublin place names actually told the truth...

Life would be so much easier.

1. The Avocado Quarter

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The Avocado Quarter can be found in Dublin 8 and encompasses parts of Portobello, Blackpitts, Camden Street and South Circular Road.

When residents of The Avocado Quarter aren’t taking photos of their avocado on toast or consuming €9.00 egg/avocado breakfasts, they’re talking about how hard it is to find ripe avocados and groping avocados in the supermarket.

2. Where All The Google Rides Live

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“I’ll meet you by Barrow Street.”

“Sorry, what are you talking about?”

“Eh, by Google?”

3. The Mick Wallace Quarter

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The Italian Quarter? So passé. 

This is Wexford TD Mick Wallace’s domain.

4. Pug Central

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Better known as Ranelagh.

There are three pugs for every man in Ranelagh.

And the pugs like rugby, brunch and protein shakes.

5. Supermac’s

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Let’s be real: Heuston is not so much a train station as it is a Supermacs conveniently located to a train track.

6. Drunken Shift Corner

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Also known as where your Ma met your Da — AY-OH!

7. Confused Tourists Armed With Gigantic Maps Boulevard

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“Can you tell me how to get to–”

*pretends not to hear them, walks straight past*

8. Not a Bloody Dolphin in Sight

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VERY MISLEADING.

9. Comfy Loos For When You’re Bursting

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;)

10. Purgatory/No Man’s Land

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Ah, Busaras.

Where time seems to move backwards and vending machines eat your change.

11. Ed Sheeran’s Holiday Home

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Whelan’s AKA where Ed Sheeran seems to be resident for six months out of the year.

12. Hell On Earth

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RUN AWAY.

SAVE YOURSELF FROM THE EXPENSIVE PINTS AND THE PADDYWHACKERY.

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