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12 tweets that sum up Dublin's current Christmas shopping hell

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DUBLIN. 22 DECEMBER 2015. A frenzy has descended over the city.

A frenzy of shopping and Guinness farts. Nobody is immune.

Shout out to the man audibly farting in Dubray books.
— Emer McLysaght 🏳️‍⚧️ (@EmerTheScreamer) December 22, 2015

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You’re not alone, shoppers of Dublin…

The Brown Thomas carpark has claimed its first victims

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Will nobody think of Nessa Childers?

Stuck in Brown Thomas car park in q not moving for 30mins. Gave up and back out on foot. Advise not go in! 😥
— Nessa Childers (@NChildersMEP) December 22, 2015

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Grafton Street is impenetrable

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You better watch your back

On the way to do my annual smash 'n' grab down Grafton Street. Get in my way and I will buy you, not even joking
— Sarah Breen (@SarahJayBee) December 22, 2015

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People have forgotten how to people

Why do people switch off their Spatial awareness when they are Christmas shopping
— Dave Treacy (@DJDaveTreacy) December 22, 2015

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Has James found his dad? HAS JAMES FOUND HIS DAD?

Lost my dad in Liffey valley sos
— james (@dutchgoldpapi) December 21, 2015

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What about Foley? Anyone seen Foley?

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Potential present ideas are getting more inventive

I have one hour to do all my Christmas shopping today. Everyone is getting bin tags. They'll appreciate that.
— Thomas House Dublin (@thomashousedub) December 22, 2015

Thomas House Dublin / Twitter

I panic bought a Marmite chocolate bar in Fallon & Byrne because I figured, "Ah someone will like that". WHO WILL LIKE THAT?
— ⭐ amy o'connor ⭐ (@amyohconnor) December 21, 2015

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This Dublin kid was hilariously straightforward with their Christmas wish

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12 tweets that sum up Dublin's current Christmas shopping hell

The Brown Thomas carpark has claimed its first victims

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

Grafton Street is impenetrable

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

You better watch your back

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

People have forgotten how to people

Has James found his dad? HAS JAMES FOUND HIS DAD?

What about Foley? Anyone seen Foley?

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

Potential present ideas are getting more inventive

Same

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

This Dublin kid was hilariously straightforward with their Christmas wish