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What Percent Durtburd Are You?

How dirty is your mind, ya filthbag?
1.00pm, 8 May 2016
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Rich Bowen Rich Bowen

TO TAKE THIS quiz, go through the questions below.

For each question, tell us the first thing to enter your mind.

BE HONEST.

1. What's your first thought?
Imgur
Apple
Arse
2. What's your first thought?
Reddit
I do like specific instructions
HAPFFFFFTTT
3. What's your first thought?
Irish Times
Oh, a nice column about restaurants!
No thank you and that is TOTALLY inappropriate
4. What's your first thought?
Imgur
Um, it's just a tree
Are they... boobs?
5. What's your first thought?
Imgur
Nice dress. Smart but also sleek.
That looks like a willy.
6. What's your first thought?
Blogspot
Plants.
Pubes.
7. What's your first thought?
Imgur
The Cut - Recreation Area
The Clit - Recreation Area
8. What's your first thought?
Weibo
Sleek, beautiful, modern - what an incredible airport design
Looks like a vagina mate
9. What's your first thought?
Railings
Raging hardons
10. What's your first thought?
Ah, look
AGHHHH LOOK!
11. What's your first thought?
Imgur
Awww
OH MY GOOD GOD WHAT IS THAT STOP THIS QUIZ IMMEDIATELY
Answer all the questions to see your result!
Rich Bowen
You scored out of !
You are 0% Durtburd!
Your mind is pure and innocent, ya weirdo.
Share your result:
Rich Bowen
You scored out of !
You are only 9% Durtburd!
Your mind is pure and innocent, ya weirdo.
Share your result:
Rich Bowen
You scored out of !
You are 18% Durtburd!
You're mostly pure... with just a touch of DURT.
Share your result:
Rich Bowen
You scored out of !
You are 27% Durtburd!
You're mostly pure... with just a touch of DURT.
Share your result:
Rich Bowen
You scored out of !
You are 36% Durtburd!
You're mostly pure... with just enough DURT to be interesting.
Share your result:
Rich Bowen
You scored out of !
You are 45% Durtburd!
You're mostly pure... but you have just enough DURT to be interesting.
Share your result:
Rich Bowen
You scored out of !
You are 54% Durtburd!
That's more than half durtburd, in case you were wondering.
Share your result:
Rich Bowen
You scored out of !
You are 63% Durtburd!
You are officially more than half durtburd. Take pride.
Share your result:
Rich Bowen
You scored out of !
You are 72% Durtburd!
Frankly, you're mostly filth and there's nothing you can do about it.
Share your result:
Rich Bowen
You scored out of !
You are 81% Durtburd!
Frankly, you're mostly filth and there's nothing you can do about it.
Share your result:
Rich Bowen
You scored out of !
You are 91% Durtburd!
Your mind is a sewer.
Share your result:
Rich Bowen
You scored out of !
You are 100% Durtburd!
You are pure durt. Your mind is a cesspit.
Share your result:

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