PEOPLE WITH CHRONICALLY undersized ears face one major difficulty in life.
Ah yes, the curse of the earphone that is too big to fit in their tiny, tiny earholes.
The struggle is real, the struggle is present:
1. The earphones will never stay in properly
2. You will be forced to wear these in public
Oh, they stay on fine.
3. But some survivors just flat out refuse to do that
We can see why. Those massive headphones are not your fashion friend.
4. If you’re not wearing headphones, that just means you have to put up with inane chatter on public transport
5. In general, you get discriminated against every single day
6. And you seek out support from anywhere you can get it
7. You actually go through an unnecessary amount of earphone-related pain
It’s not just emotional distress.
8. You can’t ignore people in public and blame it on your music anymore
Using earphones as an excuse to get out of social interaction is one of life’s great necessities. Gone.
9. “Who actually designed the world’s earphones?”
You ask yourself this question every day. It seems like one big-eared conspiracy.
We hear you. We feel you. Things can only get better in the earphone world from here on out.
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