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RIGHT NOW, ALL of the world’s best up and coming comedians are congregating in Edinburgh for the famous Fringe Festival.

TV channel Dave asks the public to vote for the best gags of the festival each year – last night, pun fan Darren Walsh was named the Joke King of 2015.

Here is the one-liner that stole the show:

I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It’s Hans free.

WEH WEH WEH. And the rest of the top 10, in order:

2.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse… But enough about Kanye West.

- Stewart Francis (last year’s winner)

3.

Surely every car is a people carrier?

- Adam Hess

4.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

- Masai Graham

5.

If I could take just one thing to a desert island, I probably wouldn’t go.

- Dave Green

6.

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That’s not a miracle. That’s tapas.

- Mark Nelson

7.

Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night: day.

- Tom Parry

8.

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.

- Alun Cochrane

9.

Clowns divorce: custardy battle.

- Simon Munnery

10.

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They’re always telling me to live my dreams. But I don’t want to be naked in an exam I haven’t revised for.

- Grace the Child (she’s 12 years old!)

Think you can crack a better one liner? Put it in the comments.

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