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Here's why the Elite Singles advert guy is so terrifying

Seriously. He scares us, and we’re not on his intellectual level.

Mar 4th 2014, 7:30 PM 19,405 Views 5 Comments

THIS GUY. What’s up with him?

Source: Tom Peck

OK, he needs to meet someone on his intellectual level, as provided by Elite Singles. But let’s just unpick this for a minute, shall we?

Take a look at the room he’s in, as annotated by DailyEdge.ie reader Neil Jackman:

Source: Neil Jackman

Skulls on the wall. Literally, skulls on the wall.
A boat. Chicks dig boats.
One candlestick. Because when you’re single, one is all you need.
Fox head by the front door. WTF?

In conclusion: all of the things you thought about this guy are definitely true. He’s terrifying.

Thanks to Neil Jackman for spotting this dangerous threat and sending us the image!

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Here's why the Elite Singles advert guy is so terrifying

Seriously. He scares us, and we’re not on his intellectual level.

More: Here’s what happens when a guy wears bottom-hugging leggings>