Thursday 7 November, 2024

Here's why the Elite Singles advert guy is so terrifying

Seriously. He scares us, and we’re not on his intellectual level.

THIS GUY. What’s up with him?

OK, he needs to meet someone on his intellectual level, as provided by Elite Singles. But let’s just unpick this for a minute, shall we?

Take a look at the room he’s in, as annotated by DailyEdge.ie reader Neil Jackman:

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Skulls on the wall. Literally, skulls on the wall.
A boat. Chicks dig boats.
One candlestick. Because when you’re single, one is all you need.
Fox head by the front door. WTF?

In conclusion: all of the things you thought about this guy are definitely true. He’s terrifying.

Thanks to Neil Jackman for spotting this dangerous threat and sending us the image!

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Here's why the Elite Singles advert guy is so terrifying

More: Here’s what happens when a guy wears bottom-hugging leggings>

More: RTE’s Marty Morrissey made it into Ellen’s Oscars selfie>