THE TWELVE PUBS of Christmas can be tough going. It’s emotional.
Here’s what you can expect to… expect.
1. Apathy
Meh. You’re doing a 12 pubs, it’s not the first thing you’d choose to do today but you’ll give it a good go. What could possibly go wrong?
2. Apprehension
Oh wait, a lot could go wrong. Are you really going to be able for 12 drinks in a row?
3. Excitement
Yeah you are! In fact, you might even have a 13th, a nightcap.
4. Optimism
This gonna be the CRAIC. Pints, stupid jumpers, Christmassy cheer.
5. Disappointment
Yeah it’s pub three and there’s already a strange overtone of boredom. What now?
6. Joy
The games begin and everyone surprisingly becomes more exciting. Wonder how.
7. Hanger (Hungry Anger)
You’re seven pints and five hours in but haven’t seen a scrap of food. Ease this emotion with a kebab.
8. Lethargy
Now with a bit of food it you it’s time for a nap. But the 12 pubs waits for no man or woman. On to the next one with you.
9. Enthusiasm
Oh, the second wind. And at a very welcome time, indeed.
10. Existentialism
What is the meaning of it all? Was it all for this? Whose round is it?
11. Exhaustion
Pub 12 comes with a mixture of elation and exhaustion, but we’re just gonna throw it to exhaustion because you know that’s what’s up.
12. Regret
We always say, never have regrets. Except when it’s the morning after the 12 pubs.
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