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12 things everyone with a stinking ex will understand

MOVING ON UP!

1. You wish you were cool enough for this response

miss Source: @thewattsguy

2. Or this one

3. You want to retweet this into their timeline

4. This is you when you hear they might be in the same pub as you

ex Source: @literallymeirl

5. Another dream response to “I miss you”

fuck

fuck3

fuck2

fcuk4 Source: @l1ndzee

6. The dream

kids

7. Sing it Kanye

ex Source: savenoho.tumblr.com

7. Running the New Year’s gauntlet like…

8. “Just a heads up, I think Siobhan might be at this party tonight”

nope

9. Leaving that same party after seven cans

cans

10. When you see their new boyfriend wearing a ‘Female Body Inspectors’ T-shirt

dr1

dr2 Source: @heathersdiary

11. Or their new girlfriend after hitting the vino too hard

react Source: @eastendersreacts

12. This is the ultimate scenario

boyd Source: sumerlea.tumblr.com

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