Saturday 28 December, 2024

Are You An Expert Shitetalker?

How was your performance this weekend?

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Right, first up, let's imagine a situation. You're well into a night out and you and three friends are getting a taxi to the club. Where do you sit?

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The back

The front

I don't care

Pick someone to have over for dinner and a few drinks...

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Amy Huberman

Conor McGregor

Pick a grim can to have as a last resort at 3am...

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Bavaria

Budweiser

Orchard Thieves

Dutch Gold

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Fosters

Finally, on a scale of 1-10, how hungover are you right now?

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1, grand

4,

8

Leave me alone, please

Answer all the questions to see your result!

You scored out of !

You're an amateur shitetalker

You're happy to sit with a few tunes, and you wouldn't talk too much shite. Fair play.

You scored out of !

You're a professional shitetalker

Not quite an expert, but you can talk shite with the best of them. Keep up the good work.

You scored out of !

You're an expert shitetalker

No one can touch you. You'll talk to the wall.

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