FACEBOOK AND INSTAGRAM were down this morning.
When this happens EVERYBODY NEEDS TO STAY CALM.
Here are some tips to get you through it.
If you just made a soy chai kale smoothie in your Nutribullet and you can’t Instagram it, just drink it instead. The world won’t stop turning.
If your child has just smiled/frowned/eaten a yoghurt/taken a shite for the first time just take loads of pictures and share them in an album later. People will be delighted.
If you just got engaged and have nowhere to share the 17 pictures of you with your ring, please, send them to us. We’ll publish them and be sure to send them to all of your friends. Twice.
If one of your friends just got engaged and is now just bombarding you with texts about it instead of posting endless ring pictures to Facebook, please, email your rage to us. We’re here to listen.
If you have just jogged 3.7 km and tracked it on a map but can’t share it on Facebook, don’t forget about Twitter. People love bragging on Twitter even more than Facebook. You’ll be amongst friends.
If you urgently need to post a selfie, take this time to reflect. Does anyone really need to see that selfie?
(If you’re having a particularly good hair day or your eyebrows are on fleek then please, take the selfie now and post it on Thursday. That’s what Throw Back Thursday is all about)
If you’re wondering what the Kardashians are up to, and can’t get on Instagram to check, allow us to fill you in.
It’s mostly just more of this:
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