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11 reasons fancy coffee drinkers don’t give a sh*te what you think

It’s FANCY and we’re FANCY.

FANCY COFFEE IS basically a daily staple, don’t fight us on this.

1. Our hands feel empty without a cup

We can’t help it. There’s a whole lot of comfort in that paper sleeve.

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2. We really don’t care about the quality

So you can stop launching into how much your french press and Colombian grind is superior to our espresso-machine hazelnut mocha.

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What even is that?

3. The more sugar, the better

Basically, coffee is sometimes just an excuse to have a dessert at 9am.

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4. This is not not coffee

It LOOKS like an ice cream, and it tastes as good too.

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If it tastes a bit like coffee, it’s coffee.

5. You don’t know the joy of taking the first sip on a cold day

Like a hug in a mug.

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6. Office and instant coffee is just grim

Compare this…

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With this…

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We know what we want.

7. More milk than coffee is essential

If we wanted strong, dark coffee, we’d knock back an espresso and let that be that.

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8. Everyone else is missing the bond you can make with a barista

They know your order, they say good morning, you imagine your life with them…

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9. Not to mention some creations that are like a dessert with a coffee kick

Pra quem encara tudo numa boa, numa relax, a única dúvida do dia é: borda de DOCE DE LEITE ou NUTELLA? Source: valkiriacafe

Nutella and Dolce Du Leche rims. Amazing.

10. Coffee shops are our zen place

Enjoy having your coffee powder crouched over your desk.

I've the cozy nook in @clementandpekoe ! #smug Source: hollykatewhite

11. And bringing someone a coffee sets up a bond for life

You don’t win friends with coffee granules.

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