THIS YEAR’S STRICTLY Come Dancing is only three weeks old and it’s already unearthed some revelations.
1) Daniel O’Donnell is not making quite the show of himself that we expected him to
2) Ainsley Harriet is even more annoying than we could have ever imagined. Imagine being stuck in a lift with him
3) People fancy Peter Andre. They can’t help themselves. They fancy him and they can’t stop
The evidence:
“Distressingly sexy”
“Can someone please explain..”
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“Embarrassing”
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“Trying desperately hard…”
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So how did this happen?
Up until now, when we thought of Peter Andre we mostly thought of three things:
Peter Andre’s Mysterious Girl and Peter Andre in the Mysterious Girl video, Peter Andre getting the horn for Katie Price in the jungle, Peter Andre appearing on various magazine covers with his children, being generally cheesy.
Then, three weeks ago, something changed
He did this:
He danced a cha cha with his professional partner Janette Manrara in the first week of Strictly, and people were… flustered.
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Then he danced a quickstep in week two in a well-fitting suit
And people remained… flustered
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Peter’s dancing also featured on Gogglebox that week
And again last Friday, when even celebrity telly watcher Jamie Dornan was all about the Andre
This week he was a pirate, dancing a pasodoble
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You know what? Peter Andre’s here to stay, and everyone fancies him, and that’s that!
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