PEOPLE HAVE STRONG feels about mayo, and that’s OK. If you don’t particularly like the stuff, you’ll be all too familiar with these downfalls.
1. The jelly texture is enough to make you want to barf
2. It sneaks its way into almost every packed sandwhich
3. Everything it touches, it ruins
4. No condiment should be this thick
5. When people get it around their mouth, you genuinely want to be sick
6. Don’t get us started on a deli assistant making your wrap with a mayo-filled knife
You can TASTE IT, FEEL IT, SMELL IT.
7. Is there mayo in this? Yes
* Goes hungry*
8. Mayonnaise is NOT A DIP
9. It’s just so upsetting
Banish mayo forever.
10. Leave us alone mayo, you food ruiner
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