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LEAVE IT TO First Dates to serve up a good dollop of awkwardness.
On last night’s episode, we met 25-year-old Justin who works in company acquisition and jokingly described himself as the “Wolf of Worthing”.
Justin informed us that he had been single since forever and had read the book The Game.
Oh, Justin.
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Channel 4
Justin’s date for the evening was 23-year-old Maisie who works as a model booker.
Maisie was looking for a ‘passionate’ lad.
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Channel 4
Once Justin and Maisie met, they began talking about their respective backgrounds
Their homes, their education, their parents – that sort of thing.
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Channel 4
Maisie quickly identified herself as a ‘daddy’s girl,’ which prompted Justin to ask if she had horses.
And here’s the conversation that followed.
Justin: Let me guess, you have horses.
Maisie: No, no, I used to horse ride when I was younger. Do you ride?
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Justin: Yeah. Not that sort of riding, but…
[uncomfortable silence]
Justin: That’s a… crude joke.
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Channel 4
Maisie’s facial expressions said it all.
Everyone at home experienced a full body cringe.
“Do you ride” “Yes but not that sort of riding”. MASSIVE CRINGE. Maisie’s face is a picture the cringier Justin gets. #firstdatespic.twitter.com/BPQl5KvTQ0
Sunday 24 November, 2024
Sunday 24 November, 2024
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A lad on First Dates made an awkward joke about 'riding' and everyone wanted to die
LEAVE IT TO First Dates to serve up a good dollop of awkwardness.
On last night’s episode, we met 25-year-old Justin who works in company acquisition and jokingly described himself as the “Wolf of Worthing”.
Justin informed us that he had been single since forever and had read the book The Game.
Oh, Justin.
Justin’s date for the evening was 23-year-old Maisie who works as a model booker.
Maisie was looking for a ‘passionate’ lad.
Once Justin and Maisie met, they began talking about their respective backgrounds
Their homes, their education, their parents – that sort of thing.
Maisie quickly identified herself as a ‘daddy’s girl,’ which prompted Justin to ask if she had horses.
And here’s the conversation that followed.
Justin: Let me guess, you have horses.
Maisie: No, no, I used to horse ride when I was younger. Do you ride?
Justin: Yeah. Not that sort of riding, but…
[uncomfortable silence]
Justin: That’s a… crude joke.
Maisie’s facial expressions said it all.
Everyone at home experienced a full body cringe.
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“What a yoghurt.”
Needless to say, there was not a second date
His closing line? “You’re an attractive girl and I’d be lying if I said I didn’t want to have sex with you.”
Wow. Smooth.
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