THE WHOLE COUNTRY was bate into First Dates last night.
Unfortunately, it didn’t work out for one couple – Harry and Andy.
First off, there was the lack of geographical knowledge. Andy had no idea where Drogheda – Andy’s home town – was.
Is Dundalk in Drogheda?”
When I think of anyone who’s not from Dublin, I think ‘Kildare? You are a farmer!’”
But other than that though, the date seemed to go fine? They both discovered a shared love for Harry Potter, no one a drink at the other person … All good.
Then, Andy offered to pay the bill, and Harry obliged.
THEN, the time came for the fateful final interview.
Harry committed the cardinal First Dates sin – letting the other person go first BEFORE REJECTING THEM.
His reasoning? Andy talked to the waiting staff too much.
Fair enough.
Harry felt the wrath of model Holly Carpenter on Twitter for allowing Andy to pay as a result.
Andy then wanted to set the record straight.
APPARENTLY, he only said yes to be nice. When Holly asked whether he actually even fancied Harry, he said:
No not at all, no offence to Harry but just not my type.”
Standard.
When Andy questioned which part he was referring to, Harry said:
Hello .. I told you not to pay for the bill …you were ACTING for the camera … Dzont be FAKE.”
To which Andy shot back:
You legit just looked at me when the bill came …
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