LAST NIGHT’S FIRST Dates Ireland was the usual whirlwind of cringe and emotions. (Although it did have a higher match rate than usual.)
But there was one part which troubled the people of Ireland.
During his date, Gareth, an IT executive from Dublin, was chatting about his “crazy” diet when he made the startling revelation that he eats “twenty eggs a day”.
My diet is absolutely crazy. Twenty eggs a day. Steaks. Chickens.
*spits out tea*
TWENTY EGGS A DAY.
Irish people were simultaneously horrified and impressed.
Although there was concern about what he might, er, emit.
Understandably, there was some confusion.
And probably some frantic Googling.
But mostly there were just gags.
Goal: to find someone who loves you as much as Gareth loves eggs.
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