PLEASE STAY CALM.
1. This sausage roll
WHERE is the sausage?
2. This bean-rich fry
NO NO NO NO.
3. This breakfast roll
Again with the beans.
4. You call that a sandwich?
What are you, in the middle of a Tayto shortage?
5. Oh Jesus, stop
Tayto sandwiches = crisps + butter + white bread. Nothing else.
6. This cup of tea
Grounds for divorce.
7. This all-too-common occurrence
Just a bit of mayo please…
8. This sausage roll loss
Our hearts hurt.
9. These prepacked battered sausages
No Dealz, no.
10. This excuse for coddle
12. This so-called stew
13. And finally, these curry chips with the stingiest bit of curry sauce on them
HOW COULD YOU?
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