EARLIER TODAY, FOX News published a groundbreaking article entitled, “Most men just want a woman who’s nice”.
This is not The Onion. I repeat, this is not The Onion.
The gist of the article is that men like “nice” women and women should make more of an effort to be nicer.
It’s really obvious when you’re dealing with a genuinely nice person (as opposed to a phony nice person). Women like my hair stylist and my editor at Fox, or even my own daughter (though at 17, I can’t call her a “woman” just yet), ooze niceness. It comes so naturally to them! That makes them easy to love. That’s what men like: women who are easy to love.
Right.
Someone somewhere decided that this was crucial information that needed to be disseminated widely and decided to send a push notification alerting people to this very important news.
It’s not like there’s anything else going on in America right now.
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What year is this again?
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Makes a change from the usual dread-inducing push notifications, we suppose.
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“Most men just want a woman who’s nice.”
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