Sorry but did Jesus die on the cross for everywhere to be closed at 12? He would be turnin' in dat tomb let me tell you

— Jamie Tuohy (@JamieTuohy) April 2, 2015

I recommend an exclamation mark, Argos. This just looks sarcastic. pic.twitter.com/lX3BASnNGc

— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) September 12, 2015

.@taylorswift13 Can you please complain about the price of Freddos as well because it has gone beyond a joke and something needs to be done

— Ciara Knight (@Ciara_Knight) June 23, 2015

Serena Williams nickname should be 'Tennisy' Williams

— David O'Doherty (@phlaimeaux) July 3, 2015

You haven't known sadness until you've walked into a empty and grey fluorescent Costcutters with Oleta Adams 'Get Here If You Can' blaring.

— 📻 ED SMITH 📻 (@EdTodayFM) October 6, 2015

Some baby skulled can of Guinness, said "fuck this" & staggered off into the sunset pic.twitter.com/pwZ0tHZjyi

— Ryan Cullen (@RyanCullen90) October 11, 2015

*2 people getting married in church*
priest: do you take this woman as your wife-
Fidelma Healy-Eames: EH ITS ACTUALLY PRONOUNCED WIFF?

— rbca (@rebeccatkeane) July 9, 2015