*me going up to a child outside a newsagents* will you go in and buy a child’s leapcard for me please i’ll give u the money

— ray 🏄🏻‍♀️ (@strong_baby94) February 7, 2018

2 years ago I came home with a hickey and my parents reaction still gets me everytime pic.twitter.com/eowFpfeA4l

— Kaitlyn Nolan (@KaitlynNolanx) April 2, 2018

when you get asked to empty AND fill the dishwasher pic.twitter.com/MXJ58QlOyT

— knee v 🫧 (@yungbeefcake) May 19, 2018

irish women: we deserve bodily autonomy, please vote yes

irish men: ???

famous irish men: *ahem* s’craic lads, cans, rollies, yokes yeah? ah gwan vote for repeal yknow respect yer beours

irish men: ah class will do

— fecko stinko (@ladwife) May 8, 2018

yeh sex is good but have u ever gotten all ur emergency tax back 👅👅👅👅

— 👍 (@aislingisok) August 17, 2018

13 year olds who cut crease their eyeshadow and contour their faces won’t build character like those of us who wore dream matte mouse and the Naked pallet for a solid 4 years. A face like a hard boiled egg, half baked on the lid and dark horse on the crease x stunning x

— cloud (@stingspen) August 6, 2018

Sister: ‘Oh, your lip-colour’s lovely. What lipstick have you got on?’

Pasta sauce. It was pasta sauce.

— Carrie Kelly (@karolinecelly) November 28, 2018

It can be exhausting listening to Baby Boomers blaming Millennials for everything in society, but then I watch a 14 year old give a stunning beauty tutorial on YouTube & feel so enraged that they never endured the awkward blue eyeshadow phase that I understand generational rage.

— Roe McDermott (@roemcdermott) November 29, 2018

There is absolutely nothing better than realising your period is due tomorrow after finding yourself at the bottom of an empty Toblerone tube. At least there's an excuse now.

— Andrea Horan (@AndreaHoran) December 5, 2018

Ah the old Irish winter solstice proverb:

No, that’s it. I’m never drinking again. Is anyone going to the shop? Will you get me two sausage rolls?

— Emer McLysaght 🏳️‍⚧️ (@EmerTheScreamer) December 21, 2018

You know she's in the height of it when she sends you this pic.twitter.com/FTCSVJzAMN

— Dublin Girlo (@dublin_girlo) November 13, 2018

the irish version of 11:11 is 19:16

— niamh (@arealglitterbae) October 29, 2018

Were you really out if your mother doesn’t come into your room and comment on the smell of drink while opening up the window lol

— Amber (@Ambercarr99) October 21, 2018

It is 2018 and people's best chance of getting a place to live in Dublin is to run for President of Ireland.

— Anne Neylon (@AnneNeylon) August 29, 2018

wicklow wexford and waterford are all actually the same place

— 👍 (@aislingisok) September 3, 2018

Instead of a breakfast roll I'd have called it breakfast in bread

— Louise O'Connor (@oconnola) December 21, 2018

If anyone is wondering just how hungover I am, I forgot the word for twins earlier on and pointed to a woman’s kids and said ‘matching babies’

— Orlagh (@OrlaghJDoherty) August 4, 2018

People who wear neck pillows on flights to London from dub, why?? The 42 to abbey street takes longer

— Rebecca Clancy (@Rebamberclancy) July 9, 2018