Nothing says "I'm not getting laid" like a beige bra and white panties

— sliver of grace (@sliver_of) July 5, 2017

Looks like it's time to wash my bra!
*buys new bra*

— Katie Compa 👾 (@katiecompa) February 4, 2016

A girl on the till in penneys just made me go down the line further to a fella while I was buying a bra, what happened to girl code srsly

— han 🌙 (@hangelicapickls) June 17, 2017

if u ever think you've had it bad try putting on a sports bra right after a shower with sunburn

— Bell (@bella_waltz) June 27, 2017

You ever angry and sad and confused but then you take off your bra

— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) December 28, 2016

Just attempted to unhook my bra with one hand and now I have a whole new level of admiration for men and lesbians.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) September 17, 2013

[me at home]
I definitely don't need to wear a bra with this.

[me after 40 seconds in public]
Who put me in charge of me?

— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) September 20, 2015

Some days I feel pretty lousy about myself and then I remember I can take my bra off under my shirt like a sorcerer.

— shauna (@goldengateblond) January 3, 2016