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14 people and animals who are never going to be Superman
TODAY THE NEW Superman movie Man of Steel is hitting cinemas.
The new Superman is played by Henry Cavill but he’s not the first actor to take on the part.
Alongside that, the internet is awash with people who have attempted to dress up as Superman and not got it quite right.
1. The person who left their Super-pants behind
What is Superman without his Superman underwear?
Sam Hailstone / Flickr
2. The Superman Clown
Superman does not have time for any clowning around both literal or pun-related
Architecturegeek / Flickr
3. The Superman with excessive chest-hair
This is a distracting amount of chest hair and an unusual use of the cape.
We will not get on board with this.
cranberries / Flickr
4. A costume that looks impossible to move in
How would Superman get anything done wearing something as skin tight as this?
Honestly.
via Table Plate
5. Skating Superman
We’re sorry, Superman has no time to be skating around the place no matter how much fun this guy seems to be having
iwishmynamewasmarsha / Flickr
6. Slackline Superman
Fair play to this guy for his slackline skills but Superman would never wear black runners with his outfit.
Kasprzol / Flickr
7. This insisting on being bottomless Superman
Excuse us for being prudish but shouldn’t Superman be keeping his jocks on?
Filth.
Olaf / Flickr
8. A scarecrow that is fooling nobody
We are enjoying the fake telephone booth beside him though
Amy Loves Yah / Flickr
9. The Sassy Supercat
If we’re going to go with the Animal Kingdom on this one then we’ll take a sassy cat please
Pets Adviser / Flickr
10. Superdog
Dogs are also welcome
Pierpaolo Pizzolante / Flickr
11. Not very convincing Super Pony
We’re not sure why My Little Pony and Superman teamed up but we don’t like the look of it at all.
NoDivision / Flickr
12. Superman with a bum-bag
Are you having a laugh?
Superman has no need for a bum-bag (or “fannypack”) and we can understand why the woman in this picture is therefore gawking in shock.
DavidMarytnHunt / Flickr
13. These show offs
We don’t think the Flash, Batman or Superman would run around in just their underpants lads.
They’d catch their death and also it’s a bit show-off-y.
Sorry.
San Diego Shooter / Flickr
14. These amateurs
One of them can’t even get their underpants on properly.
Morto for yiz lads.
Morto.
Cenz / Flickr
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