THE NEWS THAT all five of Garth Brooks’ shows in Croke Park have been cancelled came as a shock to many.
But so far, the absolute worst thing about the whole debacle has been overlooked.
What’s that, you ask? Well, it’s worse than you can imagine:
Yes, that’s right. Mammies all over Ireland are being deprived of their birthday presents.
There’s an epidemic.
Irish Mammies are hurting.
And that hurt is spreading.
Truly, this is a national emergency.
We wouldn’t want them to have to get the wooden spoon.
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