AH, GARY LINEKER.

Ex-international footballer, friendly telly personality and yer man off the Walkers ads.

And also in the last couple of years: king of the sassy Twitter burn.

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Among all the quality lines delivered, there is one person who’s a consistent target of Lineker’s comebacks: Piers Morgan.

And there’s only ever one winner:

1. Like that time Piers tried to slag him about being a “goal-hanger”

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Oooh.

2. Gary keeps a keen eye on Piers’ career

3. And has the perfect comeback when he tries to boast

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4. The cancelled CNN show pops up often

5. And he’s never short on the receipts when he’s called out

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6. Always there, waiting for Piers to spout off about Arsenal

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7. And that time Piers met “the world’s best magician”

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8. More recently, we’ve seen a move into Donald Trump-based rippings

9. It was a theme of the election

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10. And Gary was even quote tweeting the President himself

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11. Anytime Piers slags his ears, Lineker is right back at him

12. When Piers loses a job, he gets in a Wenger dig too

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13. This is one of the great celebrity Twitter feuds – and it’s been going on for years

14. He always has a good comeback

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15. Piers can’t escape him

16. The shnakes

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17. This Twitter argument will go on as long as the site exists

18. And Lineker has come out on top too many times

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They love each other really, though.

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