EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, Daily Edge digs through the celebrity dirt to bring you the best of it. Here’s The Dredge:

George Clooney may have left yet another lithe young lady bobbing helplessly in his wake, after claims that he has split from his girlfriend (and former pro wrestler!) Stacy Keibler.

The Sun reports in a strangely uncomfortable metaphor that George has “pulled away from” the actress. Perhaps she had him in an elbow-lock.

However, the story is spoilt rather by an emphatic denial from Clooney’s agent, who said it was “not true” and a “total fabrication designed to sell newspapers”. (Mail Online)

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The Words

A Kardashian: What Kim Kardashian’s 16-year-old half sister Kendall Jenner is not, according to her first ever major magazine feature – aww – in which she attempts to distance herself from her squabbling, egg-freezing, douchebag-marrying relatives. Meanwhile, her sister Khloe (who IS a Kardashian – are you keeping up?) is the new host of US X Factor, maybe. (Mail Online, TMZ)

L-R: Kendall (not a Kardashian) and sister Kylie (Kardashian status unconfirmed) (Photo: Matt Sayles/AP/Press Association Images)

Adult: What Justin Bieber now is, according to Justin Bieber. The teen heartthrob said being a teen heartthrob “annoys” him, and he wants to attract a more mature audience who judge him on his music, because that’s going to end well. Oh, and his new book is going to totally dish the dirt on the woman who accused him of getting her preggers in a sweaty backstage romp. (Today, Celebuzz)

Justin Bieber dressed as an adult (Matt Sayles/AP/Press Association Images)

Love and no regrets: What Kerry Katona’s two children with Brian McFadden were “made with”, according to Katona, who added: “I will never let anyone take away my first marriage not even my ex husband.” She was slapping down McFadden’s claims that his second marriage was really, like, his first, because he was such an eejit the first time around. (Mail Online)

No regrets? Not even the frosted tips? (Kirsty Wigglesworth/PA Archive/Press Association Images)

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The Dirt

Suri Cruise had her first day at a fancy New York school, and daddy didn’t show. (Celebuzz)

Chris Brown has denied that his tacky new tattoo is based on Rihanna, saying it’s actually a skull, OK? (TMZ)

Emma Watson had a wardrobe malfunction. (Perez)

Reese Witherspoon is totally about to have a baby any day. (Mail Online)

P Diddy likes a good bubble-bath beard as much as the next multimillionaire rapper:

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The Barrel Scraper

Because, you know. There’s a video too. (TMZ)

Yesterday’s Dredge: Kanye West really, really enjoyed Kim Kardashian’s sex tape>