GETTING FOOD AT the end of a night is the best part of said night.
Here is an indisputable list of reasons why.
1. It’s so badly needed
After all that dehydrating dancing, drinking and general acting the maggot, before you know it six hours have passed and not a BIT of grease has passed your lips. Well, unless you had a particularly unfavourable shift.
When someone suggests you just hop in a taxi with them, you’re all…
2. Calories don’t count after nights out
We all know this. Through science.
Curry chips on a weekday = circa 700 calories.
Curry chips on a weekend after the pub = 100 calories at most.
3. Food tastes so much better after a heap of pints
Again, this is science.
4. The craic can be even better than in the clubs
Don’t tell us you haven’t had a little rave in Defontaines or Babylon in the Sunday AM. All the jams from the club, AND there’s food involved.
5. The camaraderie
Everyone is way sounder getting food then they are in bars.
Oh you ordered curry chips and a kebab too? Here, you take this one.
SOUND MAN, SOUND.
6. You can forget what you ate the next day
Unless you brought it home, in which case you’ll have to linger among the remains.
7. Eating helps sponge up the horrors you’ve inflicted on yourself
The ultimate soakage.
8. Some of the best conversations happen in the chipper
Some of the greatest connections and friendships will be made over a bag of chips with extra salt and vinegar outside the nearby chipper after a night on the tiles.
Well, until the next morning, when your new bestie is nothing but a distant illusion.
9. You might wake up with some left over
Preferably it won’t be in your face and pillow area, but hey, beggars can’t be choosers.
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