OUR TINY ISLAND has been rocked to hear of a giant rat (the size of a cat) that was discovered in a Dublin house.
The Irish Mirror reports that the beast was found in the attic after the occupants repeatedly heard ‘loud scratching sounds’ coming from the ceiling, followed by the sound of wood being chewed.
The disturbing visual of a 2ft rat has been putting people off their breakfasts this morning, as well as jeopardising the chance of a good sleep tonight.
Can’t sleep, must listen out for scratching noises. And think about finding a dog-sized cat to take care of business.
For some people, it’s hilarious jokes as usual:
THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES, LADS. CAT-SIZED RATS ARE ON THE LOOSE, OK? CAT-SIZED RATS.
Here’s something to calm us all down:
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