1. Walking on cobblestones in heels
2. Sitting down in a pair of particularly tight Spanx
3. Getting stuck in a top/dress in a changing room, and wondering if this is the end
4. Finishing up at the gym only to begin the second workout that is peeling off a sweaty sports bra
5. Cutting the back of your ankle while shaving and watching it bleed and bleed and bleed
6. Bikini waxes
7. Buttoning freshly washed skinny jeans
8. Burning your ear/hand/face with your straightener
9. Misguidedly wearing new flats that tear up your feet, meaning each step you take is agony
10. Peeling your sweaty bare legs off a plastic seat
11. Tearing off a nose pore strip
12. Feeling your bra elastic slowly fuse with your skin over the course of a day and knowing you can do very little about it
13. Getting a headache from tying your ponytail too tight
14. Adopting extremely precarious positions in the shower to ensure the backs of your legs are shaved
15. Gritting your teeth while a hairdresser ‘gently’ combs your hair
16. Poking yourself in the eye with mascara and getting the Black Eye of Death
17. Getting stabbed in the boob by a rogue bra underwire
18. And feeling moody and sore for no reaso– oh wait, it’s just your period creeping up on you. AGAIN
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