WE’VE SEEN GIRLFRIENDS give their boyfriends some ground rules before a lads’ holiday before, but this girl has taken it to the extreme.
Yesterday, Jane Park drew up a list of rules for her boyfriend Connor to follow while on his hols in Ibiza – and happily shared it on Facebook for all to see.
“Psycho Jane at it again,” she wrote. The list provides tips on warding off interested women (“Avoid eye contact with girls”) and implores him to keep his clothes on:
No tattoos. I will even check ur willy. Unless it’s my name don’t bother… PS Be careful I may turn up.
Oh, and there’s also a t-shirt. Of course.
Despite all this, Jane says she trusts her boyfriend and even though she’s being funny for the most part, she’s “deadly serious” about her threats to turn up in Ibiza.
Connor, meanwhile, has promised to wear the t-shirt “with pride” and seems pretty chill about the whole thing, saying on Facebook:
Some laugh reading tweets/statuses about my Ibiza rules, think some folk need to realise what a joke is though! Jane hurry up n get my t-shirt delivered.
Love works in mysterious ways.
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