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Sarah on the left, looking a tad confused. (Ian West/PA Wire)

#GIRLS ANNOYED: Sarah Harding out of Girls Aloud kept forgetting the words (and the dances) to the group’s songs during a show in Glasgow. Scarleh for her. And she wasn’t even drunk.

So was she distracted? Thinking about dinner? Wondering had she left the immersion on? No, it was because her dog Yogi can’t get a doggie passport, so she can’t bring him along when the group play Dublin on Saturday. Said a source:

Sarah was devastated. She was so preoccupied with thoughts of Yogi and being without him, she forgot a few lyrics

The campaign begins here. WHO CAN GIVE SARAH HARDING A DOG IN DUBLIN? (Mirror)

After all, we don’t want to end up in this sort of situation:

A dog must be found. YouTube/kitten123lil

#RIP: In further animal-related news, Justin Bieber’s hamster has died. Yes, died.

You may remember that Justin gave his hamster PAC (yes, all caps) to fan Victoria Blair in Atlanta last year so she could look after it. Which she did. Until…

She said the hamster “was losing fur and I took him to the vet [...] He was just old, I didn’t know he was so old.”

Bieber is yet to comment on the news.

Justin finds his hamster. (Joe Giddens/PA Wire)

#BRINGING SEXY BACK: Fresh from his time hanging out with Steve Martin and pals over the weekend, Justin Timberlake is guesting on Jimmy Fallon all this week.

This is what happened. Probably the best thing to occur in pop music since P!nk discovered punctuation.

YouTube/latenight

We might just listen to this all day.

#KIMYE: So what’s Kim Kardashian is doing when she’s not too busy being pregnant and promoting her milkshake franchise (yes, really) in the Middle East?

Having her own blood implanted in her face.

It’s called a ‘vampire facial’ and it involves drawing blood from your arm, then pricking it into the skin all over your face with a needle.

Does it make sense? Hell no. Does it hurt? Hell yes. Is it on Instagram? Of course.

Kim Kardashian/Instagram

And the rest of the day’s dirt…

• You too can now smell like Kerry Katona. (The Sun)
• Zach Morris from Saved By The Bell went surfing. (Buzzfeed)
• Everyone is getting a bit tired of Taylor Swift referencing her exes. (Radar)
• Benedict Cumberbatch got spied on in his own house, via Twitter. (The Sun)
• James Franco is the worst neighbour ever. (NYDN)

Yesterday’s Dredge: Rihanna’s naked photos have her mam raging>