1. Opening a crisp packet and finding a criminally low level of actual crisps inside.
2. ATMs that only give out €50 notes.
3. This necklace:
4. Someone leaving you a voicemail instead of literally any other form of communication.
5. This way of describing a job:
6. Anyone who leaves the front of the queue to go back into the shop to get something “small”. They know exactly what they are doing and they’re monsters.
7. When you forget the off licence closes at 10pm. (But otherwise being in complete agreement with the laws and only giving out when they directly affect you).
8. When this “gift of nothing” went on sale for €8 in Avoca:
9. Driving behind this.
10. When a restaurant tries to get down with the kids.
11. When the Dublin Bus app says there are no buses coming so you don’t go to the stop, then you see a bus coming and miss it because you believed the app and now you have trust issues.
12. Other people clapping when a plane lands.
13. This kind of carry on:
14. Looking up apartments in Dublin.
15. This monstrosity…
They can all go away and shite.
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