GOGGLEBOX IRELAND IS fast turning out to be a weekly highlight on the TV agenda. Last night’s lines were no different.
The Tully twins on the lizards on Planet Earth II
Horrible aul yokes.
He’s probably saying the same thing about you.
Anita, on the snakes attacking the lizards
Now I don’t understand the camera man working on that, why they don’t throw their shoe at them or something?
On Donal Skeehan, the Cabra girls were THIRSTY
What age is he, 12?
He’s handsome, very handsome.
Lovely head of hair.
The Liberties gals on the Italian mam cutting a chicken’s head clean off
Jaysus wouldn’t mess with her.
On the food they cooked, the Castleknock ladies
It’s not bloody big deal.
Sure that’s like a stir fry.
That’s it.
The Limerick lad Jame Ryan on Naked Attraction
Yes, the show where daters get in the nip to be judged by potential partners.
Don’t tell me they’re bollock naked.
The Liberties ladies
She’s looking for Ken.
Ken hasn’t got a tackle.
The Tully twins, on whether you could do the show and still have your dignity intact
If you lived in Dublin you’d get away with it.
On Knock airport, Mayo fans flying to London
Poor hoors.
They’ve a life of losing those Mayo supporters.
The lads Dave and John on the fact that Knock airport has a cafe
They have a cafe and all.
It’s Mayo, not Sundan!
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