YOU ALREADY KNOW who won the important Grammys.

Now, the REAL events of the night. The weird moments that left you thinking “Uh, what?”

1. Kelly Clarkson photobombing Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi

2. Taylor Swift’s mum-dance to the Bob Marley medley

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“OOH.”

3. Frank Ocean’s animated running legs

While singing Forrest Gump, his song about his first love

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4. Ellen making Beyoncé feel really, really uncomfortable by staring at the side of her face

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5. Chris Brown not even trying not to be the world’s biggest douchebag

During a standing ovation for Frank Ocean’s award, Chris was the ONLY PERSON in the audience to stay seated.

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6. Adele judging Chris Brown

There’s also this photo on Digital Spy that appears to show her shouting at him. #TEAMADELE.

7. Lena Dunham and Taylor Swift becoming BFFs

First they shared a joke:

Then they had a DMC:

Then they just hugged it out:

8. Beyoncé and Jay-Z getting a stern ticking-off from Drake

9. Kelly Clarkson killing it on Aretha’s You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Woman

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10. Ellen sneaking a very subtle look at Katy Perry’s boobs

11. The bizarre manicure camera set up by E! News

Very, very close-up photos of the stars’ hands. Sort of like being trapped in a box with a five-legged monster. Full slideshow here.

12. The return of Justin Timberlake

And he performed with Jay-Z. And the whole world apparently went black and white while he did it:

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