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10 signs you grew up near a farm
YOU CAN TAKE the person out of the country, but you can’t take the country out of the person.
Here are the signs you grew up near a farm:
1. Your washing always smelt slightly of slurry
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If your mam didn’t roar at you to bring it in the second the scent hit the air.
2. This was the biggest cause of delay in your life
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They sometimes moved over. Sometimes.
3. Followed closely by this
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4. This counted as a source of entertainment
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5. You weren’t allowed to have a dog, because it might ‘worry’ the sheep
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6. Playing on the hay bales? SIGN ME UP.
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7. When the cows broke out, it was a local emergency
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GET THAT COW.
8. Midges, midges, midges
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Did we mention the midges? There were midges.
9. You spent a lot of time wondering where The Bull was
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Especially when taking a shortcut through the fields to your mate’s house, because it was quicker than using the road.
10. You got paid to pick up stones
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GOOD: Getting money. BAD: Having to pick up stones.
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