EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, the Daily Edge rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt – from the top to the very bottom. Today: TOY SHOW JUMPER SCANDAL:

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#GEANSAÍ: Resident One Direction heartthrob Harry Styles isn’t just taking style tips from fashion icon Ryan Tubridy – he’s actually nicking his jumpers. At least, that’s what we’re assuming after he tweeted this pic of himself wearing a version of Tubs’ festive geansaí (right) from the Late Late Toy Show.

Sorry, Harry. Good effort, but you just don’t have the grace of our Ryan:

SWOON. (Pic: RTÉ)

#BABY KLAXON: Kate Middleton has appeared at her first public event since announcing her pregnancy last week. SOUND THE BABY BUMP ALARM.

She was presenting a BBC Sports Personality of the Year Award in London. Do you reckon it’s weird to go on TV knowing that every single person watching is staring at your belly?

(L-R) Kate Middleton’s belly, Jessica Ennis (David Davies/PA Wire)

#ROMANCE ISN’T DEAD: Musician deadmau5 (Joel Thomas Zimmerman to his ma) is a bit of a romantic, so he proposed to his girlfriend Kat Von D the good old-fashioned way… via Twitter.

He even used his graphic design skills on a rubbish pic of the ring:

Incredibly, she said yes. Morto for the pair of them.

#TAT’S BEAUTY: Katie Price has had fake eyebrows tattooed on her face. Because apparently real eyebrows aren’t good enough any more.

She tweeted a photo of the whole eyebrow tattoo thing happening, natch. We’re a bit disappointed she didn’t go with an eyebrow anchor or an eyebrow flaming motorcycle or something, but whatever:

You can take my dignity. But you can NEVER. TAKE. MY TATTOOED EYEBROWS. (Twitter)

And the rest of the day’s dirt…

• Michael Douglas is a “wonderful kisser”, according to Matt Damon, who should know. (HuffPo)
• Kristen Stewart wore this bizarre outfit. We’re calling it 1950s-swimsuit-meets-cushion-cover. (HuffPo)
• Hugh Grant has confirmed he is a “pain in the ass”. (Radar)
• Robbie Williams has sick all over his trousers. (The Sun)
• Suri Cruise is getting the most ridiculous Christmas presents ever. (The Sun)

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