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Doesn’t this unnamed man in Dandelion look happy to be hugging the pair of them? (Facebook)

#ONE DIRECTION: Niall Horan and Harry Styles out of One Direction painted Dublin red last night. And by ‘painted it red’, we mean ‘went for a modestly-priced meal and then a couple of drinks’.

The boys first descended on TGI Fridays for some potato skins and curly fries, then hit up Dandelion on Stephen’s Green. Or as E! News put it, “a new VIP bar called Dandelion”. Come on lads.

Anyway, so they basically had exactly the same night out my aunt would do if she came to Dublin.

The one upside of the whole sorry affair was this exchange of tweets. Harry remarked:

To which an enamoured fan responded:

We all do, friend. We all do.

#JUSTRAGIN’: Justin Bieber went on a rant about being criticised in the media. He wrote on Instagram (ah, you crazy kids) that he was “tired of all the countless lies in the press right now”, adding:

if Anyone believes I need rehab that’s their own stupidity lol I’m 19 with  number one albums

and lots more. He also had a pop at financially-troubled Lindsay Lohan, writing: “And to those comparing me to Lindsey Lohan look at her 2012 tax statements.”

(He’s since deleted that bit and apologised for mocking LiLo’s lack of money.)

While you think about all that, let’s just have another look at this:

You may not need rehab, but you need new trousers. (Joe Giddens/PA Wire)

#HEAD SHEERAN: Ed Sheeran had his first big night out supporting Taylor Swift on Wednesday. So what did he do?

Faceplanted into the stage, that’s what.

YouTube/jericagirl

And the rest of the day’s dirt…

• Geri Halliwell took her first trip on the Tube in 17 years, reporting in amazement that “it’s not smelly”. (Twitter)
• Beyoncé rode a miniature bike. (The Sun)
• Charlie Sheen asked people to throw dog poo at his daughter’s school. (Twitter)
• Blue joined the Big Reunion and everyone else is mad. (Mail Online)
• Here’s what Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s kid will look like in 25 years. (Clue: Terrifying.) (HuffPo)

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