LAST NIGHT HEATHER Mills was among a mixed bag of Late Late Show guests, from the Renua crew to Alan Shatter and the Halawa sisters.

Also making an appearance was Heather Mills, entrepreneur, reality star, former model and ex-wife of Paul McCartney.

Not that she was that pushed on talking about the former Beatle… or was she?

Ryan Tubridy inevitably focused on the marriage but she interrupted him…

I don’t really want this interview to be all about Paul you know, cos it’s just like that umbilical cord was broken, he’s married someone else and you know I agreed to come on the show so it wasn’t just all about Paul.

She acknowledged that her marriage to McCartney was an important part of her life but said that talking about it was “so boring” and if Tubs presented her with a pan of soup she’d probably fall asleep in it.

Then, came this clanger.

If I go down the street all I get is kids coming up to me and half of them don’t even know who he is. That’s why he’s got to do songs with Rihanna and Kanye West, so people remember.

OH NO SHE DIH-HENT!

Quick, someone fetch the Burn Book. Fetch the Pritt Stick.

(Although, she might have a point. And another one.)

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She went on:

This is just someone I fell in love with, who to me was a normal guy, that happened to write a few cool songs in the sixties and a few in the seventies.

Paul, quick, do something with Ariana Grande. Ring up Charli XCX. Get FKA Twigs on the blower.

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