HELEN FLANAGAN IS the undisputed queen of this year’s I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here.
Fits of weeping? Check. Tantrums? Sure. Facefuls of cockroaches? Every time.
In recognition of her very real significance to human society, we’ve compiled this essential list of Helen Flanagan Facts.
1. She tweets about herself in the third person
2. She once mistook her own reflection for a burglar
Is this related to her Twitter-based identity confusion? Possibly. (Mail Online)
3. She stinks of fake tan
To use fellow I'm A Celebrity contestant David Haye's words: "Helen is a real cute little chick, a bit ditzy, but she stinks of fake tan." (Digital Spy)
These men smell like Helen Flanagan. (istolethetv/Flickr)
4. She met her previous boyfriend in a sauna
That's builder Daniel Scott, 22. (Daily Star)
5. She is generous in spirit
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6. And lots of fun
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7. But not great behind the wheel
That's her reversing her Range Rover straight into another car. (Eamonn and James Clarke/EMPICS Entertainment)
8. She has an idea why she's famous
She told I'm A Celeb contestants "I'll be making up for my patheticness with my boobs." (The Sun)
9. She is correct about this
10. She is so scared of the dark, she has to sleep with a Harry Potter DVD playing in the room
According to her mother. Gee, mum, THANKS FOR TELLING EVERYONE. (Mail Online)
11. She is a writer
12. But somebody else does her shoelaces up for her
Namely, former jungle hopeful Brian Conley. (Hello)
13. She is to blame for everything that is wrong with society today
Sez Daily Mirror columnist Fiona Phillips:
Helen Flanagan is worrying me. [...] I am worried that her total lack of resolve, determination, work-ethic, self-awareness, sense of duty to her campmates is a symptom of our easy come, easy go culture.
How do you mean, Fiona?
Children should have to work hard to earn phones, Xboxes, computers and bikes
Ah.
14. She can hold a dog, a mobile phone, and a bottle of juice all at the same time
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You're our hero, Helen Flanagan.
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