THE FRY UP is a well-loved and integral part of the Irish diet, to be sure, but this is just making us uncomfortable.

Yes, a breakfast so big and so greasy that customers have to sign a waiver before eating it.

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The excellently-named Bear Grills café in the town of Congleton, near Manchester, holds a Man Vs Bear eating challenge with a meal called The Hibernator.

For the price of £19.95, you can feast upon an 8000-calorie meal of:

• 8 sausages
• 8 rashers
• 4 fried eggs
• 4 hash browns
• 4 pieces of toast
• 4 black puddings
• 4 pieces of fried bread with butter
• 4waffles
• 1 four-egg and cheese omelette
• Mushrooms
• Beans
• Tomatoes
• Chips

And, the pièce de résistance, a giant strawberry milkshake topped off with whipped cream.

Here are all the ingredients laid out:

And here they are served up.

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Anyone who finishes the whole meal within a half an hour gets their money back, a special t-shirt and a place on the café’s Wall of Fame. Fail, and your name goes on the Wall of Shame.

This is what the Wall looks like as of 12 September:

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Do you think you could hack the Hibernator? Be honest. We’re sick just thinking about it.

h/t Metro

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