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How Disgusting Are You?

Come on. Everybody smells them…

Sep 21st 2014, 6:00 PM 49,639 Views 38 Comments

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REVEAL YOUR TRUE mankiness level by coming clean about your personal habits. Answer true or false to the following statements…

1. I regularly eat food in my bed
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True
False
2. I pick my nose
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True
False
3. I pick my nose and eat it
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True
False
4. After flossing my teeth I smell the floss
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False
5. I don't always wash my hands after going to the toilet
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False
6. I squeeze my spots/blackheads
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False
7. I have squeezed someone else's spots/blackheads
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False
8. I have eaten my own ear wax
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False
9. I have scraped mould off bread and eaten the bread
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False
10. I have smelled my hand after scratching an 'intimate' spot
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False
11. I leave at least a month between each bedsheet change
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False
12. I have used someone else's toothbrush without their knowledge
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False
13. I have trapped the smell of my own farts so I can enjoy it
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False
14. I smell my toenail clippings
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True
False
Answer all the questions to see your result!
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You scored out of !
You're really manky
If you'll just step this way we've prepared a hose down area for you. PLEASE DON'T TOUCH THAT! We don't know where you've been.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You're moderately manky
You could do with cleaning up your act a bit. Oh and ps EVERYONE smells their own farts. Don't worry.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You're not manky at all
How many did you lie about? Go on, you can tell us.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
I'm not manky at all
How many did you lie about? Go on, you can tell us.
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